A Conversation After Buying Books
*sigh* I have nothing to read!
You literally just bought 5 books two days ago.
Yeah, but I don't know if I'm ready for that kind of emotional commitment just yet. I need a quick fling before I settle down.
...you're so dumb.
whenever I feel bad about having a weird name I remind myself that C.S. Lewis’ middle name was Staples
When I was a kid, one of my family members quoted the first line of Dawn Treader—"There was a boy named Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it"—and I said, "Brave words from a man whose name was Clive Staples Lewis," and my mom lost it.
When you’re reading a book and a character dies out of nowhere.
According to research, the average American reads about 5 books a year.